Peeves

[ohharry]

Last night was just odd. I think Peeves was up to something because I had some weird dreams about Viktor Krum and kept waking up covered in peanut butter. Which wasn't really a problem, 'cause I like peanut butter, and just simply licked it off myself, but then there was this constant groaning noise everytime I did

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[justdraco]

Let me make this perfectly clear:

There is a list of things I never, ever want to know about. Everything contained in this entry is on that list.

NOT ALL OF US WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE SICK THINGS YOU DO IN PRIVATE.

[ohharry]

How is peanut butter and Peeves sick?

[justdraco]

I hate you. I don't think you'll ever truly understand the all-encompassing intensity of my hate for you.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WORSHIP YOU WHEN YOU ARE THE DUMBEST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH.

[rujealousyet]

Because he's prettier than you.

[rujealousyet]

No... but I can help you with yours ;)

[ohharry]

?? Really? How?

[rujealousyet]

well, it's quite simple really. All you have to do is take the peanut butter, stop by the kitchens and get some chocolate syrup and Oreo Cookies and head to the Prefects bathroom.

There I'll be, waiting to help with your little... problem.

[thatslythgirl]

Oy! When did the Littlest Weasel become such a harlot humanitarian?