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[ohharry]

So, once upon a time, there used to be a boy who lived in a tiny mansion. He was a big boy, you see, and his head would be on one side of the mansion and his feet on the other. He spent a lot of time in that mansion because he usually couldn't get out once he was inside and so he would dream about people that would be like him. One day, he found

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[thatslythgirl]

You have serious, serious issues.

[ohharry]

I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU. LAST NIGHT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[justdraco]

So it's true!!!!!!

[rujealousyet]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

[notthatdumb]

Charming.

You do have a big head.

And I'm afraid I have to hurt you. You have grievously abused the capslock, and it's making my eye twitch in a very obsessive-compulsive way. Damn you all!

[ohharry]

You're just jealous that capslock loves me more than you.

[notthatdumb]

THAT IS A GROSS MISCONCEPTION, MR. POTTER. IT LOVES US EACH THE SAME.

[ohharry]

HAHA, I DON'T SEE YOU HAVE ANY LINES IN CAPLOCKS IN THE BOOKS EVER.

[justdraco]

I do not look like a ferret. If lies were knuts then you could buy your Weasel some new clothes. HA.

[ohharry]

Or hire someone to kill you. In fact, I probably wouldn't have to offer money at all.

[sweetlavlav]

I can't find Ron, and I need help with Charms homework...

[ohharry]

Um, well wow, you're hot. When would you like to meet?

[sweetlavlav]

Tell Ronniekins I'll be in the library around 9:30

[ohharry]

*headesk*

[butterfliesrock]

Mate, I don't think this is going to do very well. NOT that I'm speaking to you. EVER.