ferret boots
I think Mad Eyed Moody was spot on when he transfigured Malfoy into a ferret. You'd think they would have a special bond or something, since they are so much alike. And you totally deserved everything you got, Malfoy!
Well, now I've got a new ferret that I don't know what to do with. Does anybody want a pet?
And I want to make it completely clear that this magazine isn't mine! I only did Hermione a favor and retrieved it! SO YOU FIRST YEARS CAN STOP WHISPERING AND SNICKERING NOW BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A PAIR OF BOOTS!
I'm not gay. I like girls, damnit.
Well, now I've got a new ferret that I don't know what to do with. Does anybody want a pet?
And I want to make it completely clear that this magazine isn't mine! I only did Hermione a favor and retrieved it! SO YOU FIRST YEARS CAN STOP WHISPERING AND SNICKERING NOW BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A PAIR OF BOOTS!
I'm not gay. I like girls, damnit.