[In the aftermath of the past weekend, France has apparently decided he needs to spend quality time with his pokemon. The video comes on to a good lot of them huddled on France's bed, bunched up around him as he starts the video. How he came to this conclusion is a mystery in and of itself. Well, let's hear about the reasoning from the horse's ( Read more... )

[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]

FREEDOM!!!

[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind ( Read more... )

Does anyone know what's going on with the Water-type pokémon?

My Politoed keep croaking at the top of his lungs, my Feebas evolved into a Milotic and is now hiding under my bed, and my Luvdisc keeps trying to jump out the window.

Is this some sort of bizarre mating season?

How do I make this stop?

[If you decide to come investigate the ( Read more... )

[France is nowhere to be seen on screen. In fact, he might not even be in the vicinity of this transmission. No, instead, the network has the very special treat of one newly evolved Politoed, gazing in a glazed manner at the screen, and, near by, the remains of what looks like a Department Store shopping bag. In the background, you can see the room ( Read more... )

[France's face is that of an extremely pleased person when it appears on the network this time around. Yes, he's clearly gloating over something.]

For Easter, I have received two beautiful and lovely additions! I have named the Charmander "Louis," and the Luvdisc is named "Étienne."

[He shifts the 'Gear to capture two, brand-spanking new baby ( Read more... )

[The 'Gear comes on to capture France, a bouquet of red roses in one arm and his other hand extended in a flourishing motion towards Envy, who is seated at a table in a restaurant in Goldenrod. France clears his throat, takes a deep breath, and launches into -]Before you, I stand ( Read more... )

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This Party is a Masquerade
France & His Pokemon
A 12-Track Fanmix
 The way that I conceptualize France's pokemon is based upon two main factors: one, that each pokemon (or, in the case of Drifblim and Kai, pair of pokemon) is an oft-exaggerated aspect of France's personality, and, two, that France himself cannot consciously realize any of his pokemon ( Read more... )

[The 'Gear feed comes on to a very unique array of pokémon. Yes, that's the proper way to put it. There's a Meganium that looks rather sad and put-out, a Feebas that's trying her best hiding behind the Meganium's leg, and an Umbreon spread out in front of all the other two to display her sleek, black-furred belly as she wags that yellow-ringed tail ( Read more... )

( France has lived for a long time. )