[In the aftermath of the past weekend, France has apparently decided he needs to spend quality time with his pokemon. The video comes on to a good lot of them huddled on France's bed, bunched up around him as he starts the video. How he came to this conclusion is a mystery in and of itself. Well, let's hear about the reasoning from the horse's
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[France gives Merlin a woeful look of woefulness.]
I bet this is all America's fault.
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...whose fault?
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[He makes a broad motion with his hand.]
Every time he screws up the economy, I get sick, the inconsiderate, ungrateful -
coughcoughcoughHACKcough
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Concerning what?
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-- and the cold too, I guess.
Why does anyone wake up naked?
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Well, not everyone likes to get dressed after sex.
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Just what were you doing?
[It's a scolding tone, but a gentle one, similar to what a mother would use with a young child. She's just concerned about your current health, France!]
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Just asking a few questions. When did you get here?
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That's not what I meant. I meant, how did you manage to get such a bad virus?
[As for that question.] Just a few minutes ago. Whatever happened during those three days, I was lucky to find myself still Goldenrod.
[She was secretly afraid that she might have woken up in a town she hadn't been in before the three days.]
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I have no idea.
[He shifts slightly, curling up against Marianne's side. She's a natural radiator.]
Something somewhat similar to this happened months ago, but I got hurt that time, not sick.
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No, and no. I would completely understand the situation if I'd been mugged or if I'd been on a weekend blender.
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You better be sleeping. [He pushes his basket onto the bed and crawls up right after it.] I don't know how someone like you ended up naked in front of a building, but you might have been guzzling too much wine. [He takes out one of the more terrifying looking berries and offers it to France.] Eat.
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I'm not hungover, so I don't think alcohol was involved this time...
[He turns his attention to the basket, still smiling -]
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Oh, Romano, thank you...
[How to tell the poor boy...]
But I think that one's poisonous.
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It took me a long time to find all of these berries and I even asked the pretty lady downstairs for a few more. ...This one is bad?
[Rather than looking hurt at the accusation, Romano reaches into his basket for different one.]
I don't want your thanks, dummy... [Though he still smiles as secretly as he can while he searches for a safer berry] ...here. This one. Eat it. [...It looks a little more edible... sort of.]
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