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[odetosymmetry]

[Kid is in his front garden, studying a ladybug in the hedge. It has EIGHT spots...]

So perfectly symmetrical!

...

...I believe insects can provide more than ample nutrition... Plenty of protein...

If only they didn't revel in crawling around in the dirt quite so much...

NO. I cannot... WILL NOT bring myself to stoop so low!

I could never eat such a

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[discoinfernorz]

[have a Hao leaning out the window and grinning away, because LOL this is just what you need when you're starving isn't it.]

I hear they aren't very filling.

[odetosymmetry]

[Go away window monger D8<]

No... But they are symmetrical and nutritious. Excluding possible poisoning in this particular case.

[discoinfernorz]

[hmmm... nope. >8D]

You don't think a ladybug's worth of nutrition will make any difference, do you?

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[odetosymmetry]

Well, obviously I wasn't planning on eating this particular specimen...

[idkeatinmybff]

A Shinigami feeling hunger...

How does it feel to be human?

[odetosymmetry]

[Annnd we are distracted from the marvelous ladybug~]

I'd favour it over certain other forms of existence, Kishin.

[idkeatinmybff]

...? Oh? Is that any way to speak to an old acquaintance of your father's?

[odetosymmetry]

I don't believe "acquaintance" would be the correct terminology.

[kol_shevik]

[Is peering over the other side of the hedge, watching that nutty Stripes talk to himself.]

[odetosymmetry]

[How he didn't notice Russia before we have no idea. We see your peering & raise you a stare of blank whilst secretly wondering where mum is...]

[kol_shevik]

...I was waiting to see if little comrade would eat it.

[odetosymmetry]

... We're back to "comrade" now are we? I wasn't going to eat it...

[brat_inadress]

You were tempted to eat a filthy, slimy, and disgusting six-legged creature?

...What a weirdo.

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[odetosymmetry]

First of all, it's not disgusting. It is a symmetrical miracle of nature!

2/3 lied

[odetosymmetry]

Secondly... These are not normal circumstances...

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[odetosymmetry]

...

Why on earth do I try to justify this when it is obvious my standards are slipping?!

I am the one who is disgusting!

[fourfoldroots]

[Persephone happens to be walking by and stops to watch the show because DAYUM this dude sounds nuts.]

...I have eaten one and have not died yet. And dirt is not all that terrible tasting.

[She is completely serious, eww.]

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[odetosymmetry]

...Dirt?

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[odetosymmetry]

Dirt?

3/3

[odetosymmetry]

I could never eat such a thing!