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[odetosymmetry]

[Kid is in his front garden, studying a ladybug in the hedge. It has EIGHT spots...]

So perfectly symmetrical!

...

...I believe insects can provide more than ample nutrition... Plenty of protein...

If only they didn't revel in crawling around in the dirt quite so much...

NO. I cannot... WILL NOT bring myself to stoop so low!

I could never eat such a

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[kol_shevik]

[Is peering over the other side of the hedge, watching that nutty Stripes talk to himself.]

[odetosymmetry]

[How he didn't notice Russia before we have no idea. We see your peering & raise you a stare of blank whilst secretly wondering where mum is...]

[kol_shevik]

...I was waiting to see if little comrade would eat it.

[odetosymmetry]

... We're back to "comrade" now are we? I wasn't going to eat it...

[kol_shevik]

Everyone will be one with Russia.

...I think you should eat it.

1/2

[odetosymmetry]

Apart from my "mother" evidently.

2/2

[odetosymmetry]

I don't want to eat it...

[Grabs the ladybug for what is may be its own safety]

[1/2]

[kol_shevik]

kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol She will be one with Russia too.

[2/2]

[kol_shevik]

But I must see if it will poison you first. Eat it~

1/2

[odetosymmetry]

Perhaps after they reattach all your limbs and you pay off your outstanding medical bills. I don't believe we have state health care yet.

2/2

[odetosymmetry]

...I am not eating an insect! It's unsanitary!

[1/2] i always need more than one icon to thread with kid lolol

[kol_shevik]

When Russia's true might is returned, she will be crushed. Just like others. She did not come out unscathed either, little comrade.

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[kol_shevik]

...How is insect more unsanitary than other food? Vegetables are grown in ground, meat is from animals, gelatin is from rotten meat -- I do not see problem. Eat it.

1/2 this is true.

[odetosymmetry]

[Yeah, we're actually getting vaguely used to all the doom prophecies from the equally the psychotic neighbour so we'll remain aloof.]

Well, I most certainly do not eat the offensive substance known as "gelatin" anyway...

2/2 stop trying to have me eat Eve the Derpish Special Ladybug That We All Love.

[odetosymmetry]

The bug is perfectly symmetrical... I don't want to eat it.

but it's for SCIENCE

[kol_shevik]

Little comrade is not hungry enough yet, it seems. Is okay, Russia has time.

...What is your "Mother" doing now?