this room is full of ( Read more... )

Let me see if I can make this clear ( Read more... )

monsters

possibly infected gum

confusion

twisted ankle

bad smells

how would you pronounce "mermecolion?" this is the only thing I can talk about anymore.

and then? and then? what, what what? now what? I smell like fucking GAK, why is that? Honestly, what in the world is going on?

Yesterday I finished my thesis. Today I went to the mall. I'm not making any progress, you know?

Gave birth to a sassy cat in my dream. Felt shame ( Read more... )

THESIS CHRIST!

Oh shit, I am gonna listen to Hurdy Gurdy Man all night long. Over and over again! Hurdy gurdy gurdy gurdy gurdy ( Read more... )

I really can't deal with Anna Nicole's death.

Listen to this: "'What are them high things there?' I soliloquized, pointing to the waving trees above me ( Read more... )

I want you to write a coherent, elegant, thoughtful, exciting paper. Now, here are a few things to bear in mind ( Read more... )