1) scheduling a rally decrying big government in a small town of less than 1000 people with two restaurants, one gas station, one hotel, and legalized prostitution

2) in a state with no sales tax* state income tax (booyah!)

3) that gets its power from the biggest commie liberal homo socialist public works project ever: HOOVER DAM, which is 20 miles ( Read more... )

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To break a long string of depressing posts, a funny one:

Apparently someone introduced a trojan into an illegal download of a game. Hilarity ensues.

My favorite part is the fact that the entire scheme is detailed in the download's TOS that of course NOBODY EVER READS, right?

Well played, gentlemen! Well played!

I have no words. Just pictures.

Taylor Lautner's borrowed sixpack

I am sharing this because it is fucking hilarious. Like there's any other reason?

Dude wants another dude to design logos and stuff for him. For free. You should be honored I even asked!

The reply is... beautiful. Just... beautiful.

it's from here. Don't be afraid to click. Only NSFW if a giant middle finger may get you into trouble ( Read more... )

because it's never to early to start talking about...

Christmas

Presenting: the Santa Tantrum Awards.

ps note to self: put up a christmas icon

Bella Cullen. Mrs. Edward Cullen. Mr. and Mrs. Edward Cullen. Ms. Bella Cullen. Mrs. Jacob Black. Jacob and Bella Black. Mrs. Bella Black. Ms. Bella Swan Black. Mrs. Bella Swan Cullen.
and even better: the comments about it at Rotten Tomatoes.

It's funnier if you get it just by seeing it, though. Really. I'll be laughing for hours.

Unfortunately it only works in Firefox browsers. But boy, is it a work of genius. Almost makes me wish I still had a Facebook page. Almost :-)

How to add a "dislike" button on Facebook

Okay, I'm sorry. Hope this other one makes it up to you. Really.

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Fun for the whole family! stolen from Wank Report (my additions are in italics):

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first, self described "Semi famous fanfic writer" VirtuallyCJ posts to the 30's and 40's group forum (suggesting she is maybe old enough to know better) that she got almost to 50k and then openoffice updated and wiped 5k she hadn't backed up. She ( Read more... )