my (new) favorite movie review quote ever

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Bella Cullen. Mrs. Edward Cullen. Mr. and Mrs. Edward Cullen. Ms. Bella Cullen. Mrs. Jacob Black. Jacob and Bella Black. Mrs. Bella Black. Ms. Bella Swan Black. Mrs. Bella Swan Cullen.
and even better: the comments about it at Rotten Tomatoes.

It's funnier if you get it just by seeing it, though. Really. I'll be laughing for hours.