We made 16 dollars and two glasses of spearmint lemonade in tips and spent nearly all of it on watermelon and a baguette.

You know what's funny? Getting your period in front of an audience. You can kind of laugh to yourself and know that they're witnessing your uterus dripping and don't even realize it.

So if anybody is wondering where I am, I'm in Marshville/Monroe/Charlotte/etc until Sunday, when I will be leaving for Cullowhee/Sylva. I shall be finished visiting grandpeople next Wednesday ( Read more... )

Today I bought:

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So today my dad says "hey let's go to the record store" so I was all "alright" and he was all "hooray!" so I was all "yeah." So we went. When we got there, we looked around for about an hour. I bought a Rilo Kiley album. I feel nearly angry at myself that I continue to inadvertantly support Saddle Creek, despite the fact that I hate the ( Read more... )

This weekend was kind of eventful. As can be gathered from my last post, a friend and I got in a fight sort of, but I think we're on good terms now (if not, then we're both fooling each other into thinking it.) That pretty much had me down all weekend, so I invited Elizabeth over and we messed around and did cutsie girly things like going to the ( Read more... )

Hey kids guess what!! ( Heather really doesn't like people in general 'cause they always make her end up in this same situation!! )

I feel like the guy in that cartoon with the piccune pachyderm, you know the tiny elephant, at the begining or end I can't remember which, there is a drunk who says "hey didn't you used to be lavender?" That's probably one of my favorite classic cartoons. What's better than a small elephant in the bird bath and on the kitchen counter? NOTHING, ( Read more... )

So things happened a lot today. I'll post 'bout them later, but now:

( teh pictures of my camping trip o' doom at Fiddler's Grove? )

I'm not sure if you were aware how sore ones cunt can get. I don't usually use tampons all day. But keep in mind how sore you'll get when you decide to have ten hour long sex. Kthnx.

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