I have a rawther severe case of the hiccups.
I feel like the guy in that cartoon with the piccune pachyderm, you know the tiny elephant, at the begining or end I can't remember which, there is a drunk who says "hey didn't you used to be lavender?" That's probably one of my favorite classic cartoons. What's better than a small elephant in the bird bath and on the kitchen counter? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.