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[notuberchibi]

I come bearing those ficlets that people requested last week. I hope you like them. In order, under the following cuts:

Envy talking to a cookie for sleepyfluffzzz:

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

I didn't even want him to die anymore.

[notuberchibi]

Oh well.

[notuberchibi]

Do you talk to cookies in your spare time? I wouldn't want to write anything too close to real life for you...

[sexy_and_skorty]

NO I DON'T.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Yeah, yeah, that's 'Vy alright.

[notuberchibi]

He's denying it tooth and nail.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Just a little, really! But he would so talk to a cookie.

[notuberchibi]

Especially if it were a really delicious cookie.

[friendofgon]

... did you enjoy writing about him dying?

[notuberchibi]

No. I don't enjoy the thought of anyone dying.

[friendofgon]

Good.

[sexy_and_skorty]

But you killed Greed just fine, didn't you.

[loyalfukutaicho]

Like it? I love it~! Thank you so much, Edward-san!

[notuberchibi]

I'm so glad! You're very welcome!

[kukujaku]

Those are good drabbles for an ugly midget like yourself. However, you've got Envy's character all wrong. He wouldn't have put it in the cupboard, he'd have turned himself into Greed and eaten it. You really ought to brush up on your characterizations before you write.

[notuberchibi]

If your only complaint is that I don't know Envy's personality well enough, then I think I'll take that as a compliment.

[kukujaku]

A good writer always knows his subjects well.

[notuberchibi]

I never claimed to be a good writer. I was simply trying it out.