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[notuberchibi]

I come bearing those ficlets that people requested last week. I hope you like them. In order, under the following cuts:

Envy talking to a cookie for sleepyfluffzzz:

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

I didn't even want him to die anymore.

[notuberchibi]

Oh well.

[notuberchibi]

Do you talk to cookies in your spare time? I wouldn't want to write anything too close to real life for you...

[sexy_and_skorty]

NO I DON'T.

[notuberchibi]

What about cakes then? You can even draw faces on them so it's like they can talk back.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I EAT MY FOOD.

[notuberchibi]

That doesn't mean you can't talk to it first. Reassure it that it's going to a better place, and all that.

[sexy_and_skorty]

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