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[notuberchibi]

I come bearing those ficlets that people requested last week. I hope you like them. In order, under the following cuts:

Envy talking to a cookie for sleepyfluffzzz:

Comments

[flaminbackstbbr]

Yeah, yeah, that's 'Vy alright.

[notuberchibi]

He's denying it tooth and nail.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Just a little, really! But he would so talk to a cookie.

[notuberchibi]

Especially if it were a really delicious cookie.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Deliciously evil cookies deserve a talking to, heh?

[notuberchibi]

Of course. Sometimes they need a serious scolding.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Bad cookie. No dessert for you.

[notuberchibi]

That just sounds kind of awkward. But then, I'm really not the one to go to about scolding cookies, or talking to them in general.

[flaminbackstbbr]

But evil delicious cookies are also cannibalistic, duh.

[notuberchibi]

Well I'm sorry! I've never met an evil cookie before, so how was I supposed to know they were cannibalistic?

[flaminbackstbbr]

... Kid. I'm kidding.

[notuberchibi]

So was I. I mean, seriously. Cannibalistic evil cookies?

...You should try to get Envy to turn himself into one.

[flaminbackstbbr]

You never know with this place.

... Think I'll pass!

[notuberchibi]

Well, that's true...

>.> I would too, if I were you.

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

[flaminbackstbbr]

Cookies are eviiil.