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[notuberchibi]

I come bearing those ficlets that people requested last week. I hope you like them. In order, under the following cuts:

Envy talking to a cookie for sleepyfluffzzz:

Comments

[kukujaku]

Those are good drabbles for an ugly midget like yourself. However, you've got Envy's character all wrong. He wouldn't have put it in the cupboard, he'd have turned himself into Greed and eaten it. You really ought to brush up on your characterizations before you write.

[notuberchibi]

If your only complaint is that I don't know Envy's personality well enough, then I think I'll take that as a compliment.

[kukujaku]

A good writer always knows his subjects well.

[notuberchibi]

I never claimed to be a good writer. I was simply trying it out.

[kukujaku]

Then consider it your first piece of advice on the road to becoming a good writer.

[notuberchibi]

Thank you so much for the advice. You've been very helpful.

[kukujaku]

You're welcome.

[sexy_and_skorty]

And you would know?

[kukujaku]

I'm as familiar with your canon as you are with mine.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Are you, now.

[kukujaku]

Yes, I am. There's a few very beautiful people in your fandom.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm one of them.

[kukujaku]

Only because you can become the beautiful people with your little talent.

[sexy_and_skorty]

This form is the prettiest.

[kukujaku]

Lust's form is prettier than that form of yours.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Her form is prettier than yours. Never mine.