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[notsaul]

[A: Phonez]

Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!

[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]

[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products

Comments

A

[sturmbahnfurher]

I've always found it amusing how you people chose to celebrate your escape from one of your initial cases of bondage only to end up in bondage over and over again.

[notsaul]

What's not to celebrate? It was badass. Parting the fucking seas, killing firstborns, plagues and shit. Badass.

And no matter what happens, we always find our way through it. It's how we do.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Indeed. If one thing can be said for you and your god, you used to be fairly entertaining in war.

You'd be commendable if you weren't so reliant on your God for help, or didn't fall into capture almost immediately afterwards.

[notsaul]

Used to be? Excuse you, we're still kicking ass and taking names all over the fucking place! "Used" to fucking be...

We're not reliant on Him. God just helps those who help themselves; He just lights our way.

A

[greatestmanll40]

If you hate me so much, why are you inviting me to this Seder?

Perhaps to try and apologise for all the unheeded insults and annoyances you've thrown my way?

[notsaul]

No, because it'd be funny.

I don't know if you've realized yet, but that's, like, why I do everything.

[greatestmanll40]

Of course.

And I could just refuse your invitation.

[notsaul]

You could!

But then you wouldn't get any kneidlach.

B

[pungeonmaster50]

[The Cryptkeeper walks over in his dusty studded best.]

That kind of wasting of good grub really burns my britches!

[The Cryptkeeper lets out a spirited cackle]

[notsaul]

[Zombie? She doesn't even blink.]

It's tradition, dude!

[pungeonmaster50]

I can understand.

I may not look it but I'm REALLY old fashioned!

[notsaul]

Yeah, like, ancient!

B

[techno_mancer]

[What's that burning smell? Where did all the sandwiches go? Answers to such questions lead Quinn outside, to the source of that smell.

Annie with a bonfire. Somehow he's not surprised.]

I was wonderin' why the whole neighborhood suddenly smelled like a goddamn Quiznos. What're ya doin'?

[notsaul]

Bi'ur! Passover is in a few days, Pops. Gotta get ready for it.

[techno_mancer]

By havin' a bonfire? That's pretty cool. Does this have somethin' to do with why my lunch is suddenly gone?

[notsaul]

Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you! No more bread for the rest of the week.

Or cake.

Or beer.

Or anything else like that.

[riastrad_ridire]

[Fire and alcohol?]

[You have attracted this passerby's attention.]

[Still, random bonfires register as something most people don't do in this day and age. So hell, why not ask.]

What are you doing?

[notsaul]

Burning bread!

[THIS IS NORMAL]

[riastrad_ridire]

[WHAT IS EVEN WRONG WITH HUMANS THESE DAYS]

...Why?

[notsaul]

Because Passover's coming up. It's traditional and shit!