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[notsaul]

[A: Phonez]

Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!

[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]

[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products

Comments

A

[sturmbahnfurher]

I've always found it amusing how you people chose to celebrate your escape from one of your initial cases of bondage only to end up in bondage over and over again.

[notsaul]

What's not to celebrate? It was badass. Parting the fucking seas, killing firstborns, plagues and shit. Badass.

And no matter what happens, we always find our way through it. It's how we do.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Indeed. If one thing can be said for you and your god, you used to be fairly entertaining in war.

You'd be commendable if you weren't so reliant on your God for help, or didn't fall into capture almost immediately afterwards.

[notsaul]

Used to be? Excuse you, we're still kicking ass and taking names all over the fucking place! "Used" to fucking be...

We're not reliant on Him. God just helps those who help themselves; He just lights our way.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Lights your way into an oncoming freight train, in most cases.

[notsaul]

[guuuurl you just had to mention the trains didn't you] And then we punch the train!

[sturmbahnfurher]

And break your fists.

[notsaul]

... It's, like, a figurative train and shit.

[sturmbahnfurher]

I know.

[notsaul]

... Okay, when I said "everybody" up there?

You're officially not "everybody."

You're officially "weird guy who is never invited to any parties ever because he's so fucking weird."