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[notsaul]

[A: Phonez]

Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!

[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]

[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products

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B

[techno_mancer]

[What's that burning smell? Where did all the sandwiches go? Answers to such questions lead Quinn outside, to the source of that smell.

Annie with a bonfire. Somehow he's not surprised.]

I was wonderin' why the whole neighborhood suddenly smelled like a goddamn Quiznos. What're ya doin'?

[notsaul]

Bi'ur! Passover is in a few days, Pops. Gotta get ready for it.

[techno_mancer]

By havin' a bonfire? That's pretty cool. Does this have somethin' to do with why my lunch is suddenly gone?

[notsaul]

Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you! No more bread for the rest of the week.

Or cake.

Or beer.

Or anything else like that.

[techno_mancer]

What? Why?

[A-Annie the beer what is this madness]

[notsaul]

Passover.

Look it up.

[techno_mancer]

I know of Passover, I didn't know if it required burnin' everythin' that's tasty.

[notsaul]

Not everything! Eat this!

[HERE POPS HAVE A BOX OF MATZO

MMM tasteless]

[techno_mancer]

[Looking over the box, an eyebrow raised in in Annie's direction. He knows there's no way he's getting out of this.]

Thrilling. This is it? We don't gotta burn anythin' else, do we?

[notsaul]

If you find any more leavened bread? Burn the shit out of it. Even if it's a crumb. Especially if it's a crumb.

[You don't even know how serious she is about this.]

[techno_mancer]

I think ya got all of it, from what I saw. So how long is Passover again? [Is he pouting? Maybe just a little.]

[notsaul]

A week.

[techno_mancer]

[A week with no sandwiches. What is this.]

Talk about a harsh holiday. So when it's over, we can, like, have a huge bread-filled dinner, right?

[notsaul]

[MOSES DIDN'T NEED BREAD SO WE DON'T EITHER]

Sure! I mean, it's not, like, that hard to do it or anything. I've been doing it all my life, after all.

[techno_mancer]

I'll take your word on it. Some warnin' would be good next time, so I can make sure to eat it all before it ends up roasting on the lawn!

[notsaul]

Not my fault you're not up to date on shit, Pops!