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[notsaul]

[A: Phonez]

Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!

[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]

[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products

Comments

A

[greatestmanll40]

If you hate me so much, why are you inviting me to this Seder?

Perhaps to try and apologise for all the unheeded insults and annoyances you've thrown my way?

[notsaul]

No, because it'd be funny.

I don't know if you've realized yet, but that's, like, why I do everything.

[greatestmanll40]

Of course.

And I could just refuse your invitation.

[notsaul]

You could!

But then you wouldn't get any kneidlach.

[greatestmanll40]

...

This could also serve as another social junction to interact with fellow prisoners.

On that reasoning, I would go.

[notsaul]

You know you want some kneidlach, dude. Don't deny it.

[greatestmanll40]

Very well.

So long as you haven't poisoned it or anything.

[notsaul]

Like hell I would!

Poisoning's cheap; I'd just rip your throat out if I felt like it.

[greatestmanll40]

...

I'll keep that in mind.