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The Straw That Broke The Camel's Back
My writers' block is over thanks to a repeat of a Colbert Report episode. This is my take on it ( Read more... ) -
Another Attempt
Another vain attempt to cure myself of this writers' block. This is an actual conversation I had with a friend of mine (James). In the conversation, I used only quotes from songs that I knew offhand. Note: All quotes are accompanied by the name of the band for convenience and you can't make this stuff up, I have it saved as a word document.
Sean - ( Read more... ) -
Kirsh
Well, I've got writers block, i've scrapped one of my songs over 13 times now and have just given up entirely on it. Then a conceited friend of mine asked me to write about her, so I figured, "I need to write something". This post is dedicated entirely to her.
What can I say about Erin Kirsh? Well, other than the fact that I've already stated about ( Read more... ) -
Sitcoms
Anyone who knows me well knows that I have something of a hostility towards sitcoms. People who know me really well and disagree with my ideas from time to time realize that I often use the phrase "We're such a mismatched pair... Let's Start a Sitcom!!!". So, I have an amazing and revolutionary new idea for a sitcom.
Picture if you will:
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Joe McCarthy is the Funniest Person Ever
Want a hypocrite? Want a man who completely contradicts himself all the time? There are many historical references to sources of paradoxial contradictions (i.e. Hitler was part Jewish, the Bible), however, I find none are quite as funny as former Senator Joseph McCarthy. If you don't know who he is, I'll explain. Joe McCarthy was a senator of the ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Meaningful Words
I think that I have to say that my favourite quote would be the entire song, The Myth Is Real - Let's Eat, by Jello Biafra with NoMeansNo. Take a look at the lyrics:
In San Francisco you can be mayor at 18
But ya gotta be 26 to drive a cab
What goes on
Is not what we're told to see
Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty or death"
At the time he owned 65 ( Read more... ) -
St. Patrick's Day
I'd just like to say, this is my first post, so I'll try to make it a good one. Just so you know, I don't pre-plan these, they just happen ( Read more... )