Another Attempt
Another vain attempt to cure myself of this writers' block. This is an actual conversation I had with a friend of mine (James). In the conversation, I used only quotes from songs that I knew offhand. Note: All quotes are accompanied by the name of the band for convenience and you can't make this stuff up, I have it saved as a word document.
Sean - Hello (Rollins Band)
James - hey man, whaz up
Sean - Takin' Care of Business (Bachman-Turner Overdrive)
James - haha, what business?
James - you don't have a job
Sean - Killing is My Business... And Business is Good (Megadeth)
James - wtf?
James - lol, that's not nice
Sean - What Do You Mean I Ain't Kind? Just Not Your Kind (Megadeth)
James - ...
James - dude, what are you on?
Sean - I've Got The Straight Edge (Minor Threat)
James - you don't drink?
Sean - Don't Drink, Don't Fuck, Don't Fight (NOFX)
James - Seriously?
Sean - What's The Matter Man? (Rollins Band)
James - your not making sense... :S
Sean - What You Know About That? (T.I.; sidenote: James likes rap)
James - thats ti bro
James - ar eyou just writing random song lyrics/
James - *?
Sean - :D Don't Trust The Police, No Justice No Peace, They Got Me Facedown in the middle of the street (The Coup; another rap band)
James - ok, well now you're on rap instead of your crappy dead punk or metal
Sean - Punk's Not Dead, It Just Deserves To Die, When It Becomes Another Stale Cartoon (Dead Kennedys)
Sean - A Close Minded, Self Centred Social Club, Idea's Don't Matter, It's Who You Know (Dead Kennedys; Continuation of the same song)
James - alright, you can stop it now
Sean - Don't Rain on My Parade (Barbara Streisand; yeah, that's right, but I don't like anything by her)
James - you're still doing it, aren't you?
Sean - :D
James - You're starting to annoy me
Sean - I WILL KILL YOU (cannibal corpse)
End conversation, at this point I logged off. We had the most awkward conversation the next day.
Try the same thing if you have the means.
Happy Taunting,
-Sean MacLaurin