dear mama and daddy

thank you for all the pretty paper to play with! it makes fun noises and rips so nice and easy. and thank you for the bags too. they are fun to climb in. oh the toy is nice too. but PAPER!!!!

love,
your kittehs

It's not a note.

It's better.

Most intense kitten EVER.

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Dear Minion,

Why do you let the barf elves in? They barfed on the counter and the floor. Do we have to put a hit out on them, like we did with the poop elves? We would never barf ever.

Thanks for blaming us,
Morticia and Harry

i spent hours stalking a nice littul birdy .i cort it and brort it in the house and was poking it wiv a paw. it was sqwawking so xcitingly .then u took it away to the garden.i am cross

oh? scritches you say ? ok then,i guess we 're still frends.


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Dear Food Mom,

Why is I in jail? I is not naughty kitten. My leg less owie now, want to jump around and chase Atia and climb on kitty tree and say hi to bunnies. I like to pat the bunnies - they soft. Don't like being in jail. Bed is comfy, though.

More mousies, please.

Pocketses

Momma,

I needs one a deese. Pls take Evil Tiny Sister back an bring me owl wif strings onna legs instead. No more Evil Tiny Sister, k? thx.

Smidgeon

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Stupid Human Girl Type Thing

I is not pillow.

I has never been pillow.

You has lots pillows at ovver end of bed, I is at this end of bed.

STOPS. PUTTINGS. HEAD. ON. ME. LIKE. I. IS. PILLOW!!!

If behaviour is not stoppings, I is taking teh revenges!

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