Dear Softest Lap (AKA Softy),

Yes. I have hidden the vet-pack again. Don't try to get the secret location out of me like you did last time, when you dragged your hand on my scratching post and I had to pounce and your fingerlet got hurt. I will not be guilted into revealing its whereabouts, so the only way to take me to see the Blue Dressed ( Read more... )

I'm sorry I don't like cuddles and pets. I don't know how to deal with people. I like being outside moar than inside because I can be alone and have lots of space. I'm sorry I chase Midnight, but it's just because I don't know how to handle the other cats besides Rocky. I'm stressed being in this house ( Read more... )

Big things ( Read more... )

Foolish minion ( Read more... )

Dear pet human,aka Meowmie ( Read more... )

mumy was watching the little men who run round in her laptop holding little sticks.she got very cross. she hit her head on the desk. she said fracking frelling and other bad words.i brought her a leef from outside to cheer her up.she liked it so i brort her a bigger one.

So my humans are in the bedroom in da middle of da day. I want to go cuddle wif dem, but dey say "We are busy." Dey lying in bed! Dat's not "busy" to me!

I not unfurstand what humans do that make dem too busy for cuddling kittycats.

Momma smelt like btrail when she come home, wut du yu tink? momma has other kity? Momma does give kity lotz of luvs but me jeloooooos  ... even bag and shoooeses smell like other kity ...

momma yu betta' not btrail kity or ...... else ...

companions in sufering urgent advize .... need to banquish homewreckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dr. Harry is all better! He really wasn't sick. Teh minion has been spraying calming spray, and everyone is calm. He even got a good neck scritching tonight, and teh minion is singing Ritchie Valens songs to me. Is good. (I know this isn't my journal, but the update was needed.)

Minion,

Jail time for peeing on the carpet? Are you serious? Isn't that extreme and Unfair? They're even going to collect evidence by way of urine. *sulk*
*pout*

No love,
Harry