So I'm playing Kingdom Hearts II, right? And I'm in The Land Of The Dragons (you know...from Mulan) and I'm fighting with the Captain (played by none other than B.D. Wong, by the by). And everytime someone yells "CAPTAIN!", I have to say "...Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise!" and do the little Picard Song techno dance ( Read more... )

That line is from the movie Cellular, which we caught the last ten or so minutes of this morning. I don't know why, but Jason Statham was antagonizing William H. Macy about going to a beauty parlor, and William H. Macy beats the crap out of him or shoots him or something and goes "It's a DAY SPA, you fuck!!!" and it was hilarious for some reason ( Read more... )

Okay. So three things.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRAVIS!!!!!!!!!
Huzzah for Travis. For it is his day of birth. The birth of the ravenous soul-eater. The end of all mankind draws nigh ( Read more... )

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One question for me (ask away)
1.Repost it as a comment with your answers. Repost it. I will (maybe) reply to yours ( Read more... )

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OH MY GOD GO TO MURDER BY DEATH'S MYSPACE AND LISTEN TO THEIR TWO NEW SONGS.

THEY'RE SO FUCKING GOOD.

http://www.myspace.com/murderbydeath

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~john~

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WHAT THE FUCK???


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This is mainly for Travis, but if you too love Excalibur and want the icon, go ahead and yoink it.


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This is what happens when I'm playing Yahoo! pool with Tara AND watching a video of the Dresden Dolls live on Jimmy Kimmel ( Read more... )

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god.

So aside from them voting Mandisa off American Idol tonight (what a TWIST!), I'm freaked out because next week they're going to perform all songs by Queen ( Read more... )