It's a DAY SPA, you fuck!!!
That line is from the movie Cellular, which we caught the last ten or so minutes of this morning. I don't know why, but Jason Statham was antagonizing William H. Macy about going to a beauty parlor, and William H. Macy beats the crap out of him or shoots him or something and goes "It's a DAY SPA, you fuck!!!" and it was hilarious for some reason.
So yesterday was Travis' birthday, and since I brought the camera along, you get to share in some of the shenanigans that occured. There hasn't been a picture post in a while, and there's never been a better time for one. Enjoy.
Me, Hilgasm (wearing my shirt) and Brandon. And beer.
That's Hilary riding about on Brandon.
"I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN DISNEYLAND!!"
Let me tell ya, Travis' pool water was fucking COLD there for a while.
Random frigid towel child.
Here's when Travis' mom decided to clean him like a SeaWorld creature. Travis does a rad impression of a whale.
Oh hell yeah, bitches.
OHNOES!!!!!!!!!!!1111!11
I...I just...human words cannot explain this one.
Nor this one. But I know this much. That's my underwear I'm holding in my hand.
I didn't want to go there, but this picture just begs for the caption "I wish I knew how to quit you".
^%365e97^R(6o8yUgfhulF56#$%2tr?!??!?!???
Here is Darrell giving Travis his birthday present. The sexy forbidden birthday dance of seduction.
There has to be at least one shot exactly like this of me in each picture post.
This is the most MySpace picture I could EVER hope to take. EVER.
And here is Travis' MySpace picture.
This one is just...awesome. It speaks for itself.
I started Kingdom Hearts II last night. I dislike this Twilight Town. I just want to stop dealing with this silly little Roxas kid and get to the fighting and the Disney and the badass. Riding a skateboard around for an hour and a half trying to get 2000-something munny and ending up having it stolen anyway is NOT my idea of fun. I do kinda like this fighting thing that's going on in the town square place though.
And I'd be over there playing it right now if the internet and The Birthday Massacre weren't keeping me over on this side of the room. Curse you, The Birthday Massacre. You're my new favourite band. Fuckers.
ANYWAY. I'm going to go now. Enjoy the rest of your flight.
~john~
edit: Oh fine. I'll do that damned Wikipedia birthday thing.
March 10
3 Events:
1814 - Napoleon I of France is defeated at the Battle of Laon in France.
1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first successful telephone call by saying "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you."
1977 - Rings of Uranus: Astronomers discover rings around Uranus.
3 Births:
1503 - Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor
1928 - James Earl Ray, American assassin
1957 - Osama bin Laden, Saudi-born Islamic extremist
1 Death:
1998 - Lloyd Bridges, American actor
Holidays:
Doctors Day - (Venezuela)
So yesterday was Travis' birthday, and since I brought the camera along, you get to share in some of the shenanigans that occured. There hasn't been a picture post in a while, and there's never been a better time for one. Enjoy.
Me, Hilgasm (wearing my shirt) and Brandon. And beer.
That's Hilary riding about on Brandon.
"I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN DISNEYLAND!!"
Let me tell ya, Travis' pool water was fucking COLD there for a while.
Random frigid towel child.
Here's when Travis' mom decided to clean him like a SeaWorld creature. Travis does a rad impression of a whale.
Oh hell yeah, bitches.
OHNOES!!!!!!!!!!!1111!11
I...I just...human words cannot explain this one.
Nor this one. But I know this much. That's my underwear I'm holding in my hand.
I didn't want to go there, but this picture just begs for the caption "I wish I knew how to quit you".
^%365e97^R(6o8yUgfhulF56#$%2tr?!??!?!???
Here is Darrell giving Travis his birthday present. The sexy forbidden birthday dance of seduction.
There has to be at least one shot exactly like this of me in each picture post.
This is the most MySpace picture I could EVER hope to take. EVER.
And here is Travis' MySpace picture.
This one is just...awesome. It speaks for itself.
I started Kingdom Hearts II last night. I dislike this Twilight Town. I just want to stop dealing with this silly little Roxas kid and get to the fighting and the Disney and the badass. Riding a skateboard around for an hour and a half trying to get 2000-something munny and ending up having it stolen anyway is NOT my idea of fun. I do kinda like this fighting thing that's going on in the town square place though.
And I'd be over there playing it right now if the internet and The Birthday Massacre weren't keeping me over on this side of the room. Curse you, The Birthday Massacre. You're my new favourite band. Fuckers.
ANYWAY. I'm going to go now. Enjoy the rest of your flight.
~john~
edit: Oh fine. I'll do that damned Wikipedia birthday thing.
March 10
3 Events:
1814 - Napoleon I of France is defeated at the Battle of Laon in France.
1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first successful telephone call by saying "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you."
1977 - Rings of Uranus: Astronomers discover rings around Uranus.
3 Births:
1503 - Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor
1928 - James Earl Ray, American assassin
1957 - Osama bin Laden, Saudi-born Islamic extremist
1 Death:
1998 - Lloyd Bridges, American actor
Holidays:
Doctors Day - (Venezuela)