What in the world happened to you?
Thank you, thebestmarkever, for posting that this morning. I laughed my ass off. Oh how I laughed. I must have sat here and stared at that for at least five minutes straight.
I needed some laughter. Especially after watchng Three...Extremes. Holy balls. That is one fucked up movie. I haven't gotten around to watching the full length version of Dumplings that came with it, but I think the 30 minute one was more than enough. Contrary to popular belief, I can only witness so many aborted foetuses made into food this early in the day. Maybe later on.
I'm tired of Suicide Girls with guns. It's gotten old and boring.
I want a fucking digital video camera. The camcorder Tara has can't hook up to the computer and the digital camera isn't cutting it, with its being able to hold 17 seconds of video.
Speaking of crazy shit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d02SDSBpqyw
Damnit. It wasn't long enough for YouTube to let it actually end. But hahahahaha nonetheless.
I've been in a crazy, angsty mood lately. Well, sometimes angsty, sometimes hyper and giggly. It comes and goes. I attribute it to my not sleeping well lately.
The end of the world is coming. Le Fin Du Monde Trois will happen. Sometime soon. And Santa will be back. And there will be a new DJ Diphenhydramine track too. Speaking of, why the fuck haven't any of you downloaded the teaser track yet???
DJ Diphenhydramine - Sell Your Soul
Do it. Satan wants you to. He commands.
Now have survey.
How many keys are on your keychain? One key. Also, a ring, a guitar pick, and a Celtic cross.
What curse word do you use the most? Fuck. Or cunt.
Do you own an iPod? God, I wish.
What time is your alarm clock set for? I don't have one. Tara has one though. It's a Tigger alarm clock. It is going to die someday. I swear it.
How many suitcases do you own? One back in Massachusetts.
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside? I hate flip flops. I hate sandals too. But flip flops are the bane of my existence.
Where do you buy your groceries from? La Maison de Votre Mere
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Both?
What was the last movie you watched? Three...Extremes. Word.
Do any of your friends have children? Indeed.
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy? A new house in a safer location.
Has anyone ever called you lazy? Indeed they have.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? Haahahahahahaha. I'm JD. John. Whatever. Of course I do.
What CD is currently in your CD player? Right now, it's my mix of Offspring songs. Before that, it was Pictures by Timo Maas. I've had my Bad Religion mix and the Placebo library in there most of the time though.
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Soy milk.
Has anyone told you a secret this week? Nooooooooo?
When was the last time someone hit on you? I don't know. I'm oblivious to that sort of thing.
What did you have for dinner? Chicken helper. I burnt it. Because I'm fuckin' awesome like that.
Do you wear hoodies often? I wish I could more often but most days it feels like I live on the damned sun.
Can you whistle? Yup.
Have you ever participated in a protest? Indeed.
Who was the last person to call you? A telemarketer. I laughed really loud at him and then slammed the phone down.
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park? Any ride that makes my life flash in front of my eyes the second it starts. I feel like a new person when the ride's over.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Probably. I don't really care.
What area code are you in right now? 850
Did you watch cartoons as a child? My parents tried to have me focus more on classic movies and musicals and stuff like that. I'm eternally grateful to them.
How big is your local mall? Uhhhh...the local one? We don't go in there. It's crap.
How many siblings do you have? Three...Siblings. Ha.
Are you shy around the opposite sex? Yeah.
What is your biggest regret? I try not to have any.
Have you ever had Jamba Juice? Is that anything like Jesus Juice?
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt? Yes. Especially the other night when Travis came up with the 'Nike' joke.
What movie do you know every line to? Chasing Amy
Do you own any band t-shirts? Of course.
When was your last plane ride? 1990.
How many chairs are at your dining room table? We have a dining room table??? Oh wait. We don't. Thanks alot, asshole.
What is your favorite salad dressing? Vinegarettes. And blue cheese.
Do you read for fun? I do indeed.
Can you speak any languages other than English? A little French, a tiny bit of German and some Latin.
Do you do your own dishes? The dishwasher usually does that.
What color is your bedroom painted? It's...wall coloured.
Have you ever cried in public? Yeah.
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Desktop. I want a laptop though so I can lie in bed at night, watch Adult Swim and like...use MySpace or read message boards. That would be awesome.
Which do you make: wishes or plans? Both, but neither one usually works for me.
Are you always trying to learn new things? I do my best. =)
Do you shower on a daily basis? Pretty much, yeah.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? I want more tattoos. I really don't care if I ever get another piercing though, because the one I have was enough of a hassle.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? Yes.
Can you skip rocks? Indeed! Like a champ!
Have you ever been to Jamaica? No?
What to snack on at the movie theatres? Human flesh.
Who was your favorite teacher? Hahahahaha.
Have you ever dated someone out of your race? Sure? Are people still hung up on that crap?
What is the weather like? It's humid and warm and overcast and stupid.
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? Sure.
Do you have an online journal? You're looking at it, smarty.
What was your favorite class in high school? Music and English.
Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes? If I remember correctly, no.
What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex? A decent sense of humour.
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? I wouldn't say I was attracted. It was...it was more like...god, I don't know. What a WEIRD point in my life.
When was the last time you slept on the floor? I fell asleep on the floor the other day. Hahahaha.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Vodka and Red Bull.
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru? I don't know.
Do you like your living arrangement? I do but...I need to fucking start doing something or I'm going to go more nuts than I already am.
What is your mother's hometown? Fairfield, Connecticut.
How many hours of sleep do you need to function? As of lately, very little. Now ask me if I'm functioning WELL. Mwahahahaha.
Do you eat breakfast daily? The past week or so, I have.
What was the last thing to scare you? When I was taking a shit earlier (yes, I take shits just like the rest of you) and I thought I heard the front door slam shut like someone had broken in. It was probably the giant wall scaling monkfish that Travis sent to haunt my dreams.
Are your days full and fast-paced? Depends.
What is your favorite fruit? You know...I honestly don't know.
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Calories are in food, stupid. Not on packages.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 24
Are you picky about spelling and grammar? Yes, even though sometimes I fuck it up.
Do you believe in life on other planets? There has to be. We can't be the only intelligent civilization in an entire universe. That would be...pathetic. The thought that somewhere there's a planet of creatures or whatever that are smarter than humans gives me alot of hope.
Have you ever been to Six Flags? Nope.
Who was the last person to piss you off? Humanity as a whole, basically.
Do you believe that God has a gender? I'll take a raincheck on answering this, since at this point I don't really have a belief structure to speak of.
What was the last thing you ate? Cocoa Puffs.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? Opposite in most cases, but there's the occasional dude (Ian, Bryan, the guys down here) that I can hang out with and feel comfortable.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween? Sherlock Holmes. Hell yes.
How did your parents pick your name? They liked John, Talbot was my grandfather's first name, and well, Darcy is obvious. Then they found out there was a dude who owned a castle in Ireland centuries ago called John Talbot Darcy. So that was awesome.
Do you like mustard? On sandwiches, yeah.
What do you tell yourself when times get hard? I thought that said what do you tell yourself when YOU get hard. Hahahaha. I just deal with it, pretty much.
Would you ever sky dive? Hell no. I like living.
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? All over, apparently.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? Holden from Chasing Amy, with a little bit of Banky thrown in too.
Have you ever bid for something on ebay? No.
What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant? Poor kid. It'll probably just like...fall out one day when Angelina stands up.
Do you enjoy giving hugs? Hugs are awesome.
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable? No. But I'd love to be.
Do you own a digital camera? Tara does. I use it the most though. =)
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I've had that happen before. And it's happened the other way around to me too. It's awkward.
What celebrities have you been compared to? A few that I can't see at ALL, but I've been told Jason Lee and Neil Gaiman, and that rocks.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character? Anyone from Empire Strikes Back because that's THE best Star Wars movie. I'm right and you know it. Shut up. Also Salacious Crumb.
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? Not really.
What books, if any, have made you cry? I don't know, actually.
Do you think you're attractive? No, not really. I have my moments, but I don't think it's my job to find me attractive.
What are you allergic to? Whatever the fuck is floating around outside right now. Every time I've been out the past week or so, I've gotten all sneezy and stuffy.
Are you a jealous person? I can be.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Sure.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat? Not anymore.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? If I remember correctly, it was Serena.
Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school? Is that the day Mark Margolis shows up and tells us something about a really long number and then we all shove drills into our heads? That would be hot.
I go away now.
~john~