Round 9

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GEN, Loki's on SHIELD's payroll

[anonymous]

When Loki fell to Earth at the end of Thor, SHIELD found and employed him. So everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work.

+1 Natasha finds out and she is complety unaffected.

+10 Loki being really pissed out at Nick Fury for letting the Avengers beat the crap out of him instead of telling them they were actually on the same side.

+10000000000 PLEASE fix coulson's death.

Re: GEN, Loki's on SHIELD's payroll

[anonymous]

I can totally see Fury hiring Loki and telling him to mess up Starks fancy new tower. I assume the endangered civilians are either shield actors or illusions in this scenario?

Re: GEN, Loki's on SHIELD's payroll

[anonymous]

i don't think Fury would give much thought about hurting civilians to reach his desired outcome.

Re: GEN, Loki's on SHIELD's payroll

[maulfan]

Yep. Now THIS I need!

Re: GEN, Loki's on SHIELD's payroll

[anonymous]

This is quite possibly everything I'll ever want in a post-Avengers fic, and I didn't even know it, omg.

[Fill] Push

[equal_to_k]

Loki liked his job. Though not so much at the present

Re: [Fill] Push

[maulfan]

Lol. Loki's a troll. Love him!

Re: [Fill] Push

[equal_to_k]

Oh, he is. He so is.

Re: [Fill] Push

[anonymous]

op here: that's really good, thank you so much.

"Your right about Loki never missing. He's won every pub game of darts I've seen him play." that line made me crack up :)

Re: [Fill] Push

[equal_to_k]

Glad you enjoyed!

:D

Re: [Fill] Push

[kaisasolstys]

>w< THIS WILL NOW BE MY NEW HEAD CANON!!!! *A*
Really good job with this fill; I love the use of dialogue to illustrate the scenes. I can practically see the character's facial expressions in my mind just from reading what they say.
Awesome job!

Maybe there will be a.. extension...? 8D It feels like there is so much potential for more. >w

Re: [Fill] Push

[equal_to_k]

Thank you do much for your comment. I'm glad you liked this so much.

Re: Minifill: Seriously 1/1

[maulfan]

Seriously

The battered figure limped down the corridor, eyes darting green fire at any of the staff unfortunate enough to get in his way.

“Uhm, are you-”

“Get out of my way, mortal.”

Wisely the mortal did.

He headed with purpose to a steel door and knocked three times, deliberately and unhurriedly. It remained shut.

“Fury, you have three seconds to open that door or it will shortly bear an uncanny resemblance to a rotten eggplant.”

Three. Two. One. He raised a hand. The door swung open.

The dark man was there, but with him were Barton and Romanov. Honestly, at this point, Loki couldn’t bring himself to care. An absent wave later and the archer’s bow had been shifted into a yellow duckling. The girl wasn’t attacking. Smart.

“A trial run,” he bit out, before the austere director could open his mouth, “A trial run with a couple of hundred aliens to see if you superheroes were up to saving the world. The world. They weren’t up to saving one city. And you let them do this to me

Re: Minifill: Seriously 1/1

[cancerjanus]

Coulson is going to bury Fury in paperwork for ruining his cards. The rest of the Avengers are going quite surprised and angry when it's revealed to them that Loki was acting on Fury's orders.

Re: Minifill: Seriously 1/1

[maulfan]

The rest of the Avengers are going quite surprised and angry when it's revealed to them that Loki was acting on Fury's orders.

Lol yeah.

And Fury should duck for cover because there are multiple uses to which that massive gun can be put and destroying vintage collector cards is totally one of them.

Re: Minifill: Seriously 1/1

[anonymous]

"...You will tell Thor and his little friends about this before I get hit with venom for three centuries.”

ahaha

this was great!