So plans for the weekend trip to Seattle got turned on their ear, righted again, and then knocked the fuck out ( Read more... )

The first bout of the 2008 season! Miss it, and ebola infected monkeys will eat your genitals!


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It's always fun when old injuries come back to haunt you. I happen to have shitty knees. They hyper extend naturally, which is already bad for the joint stability, and I have twisted, tweaked and yes, even dislocated both of my knees on multiple occasions.

Wednesday night at derby practice I was on the receiving end of a good solid check from ( Read more... )

Today is laundry day. And I had no quarters.

So I took $15 in rolled dimes that wench
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Jen and I went shopping for the Black and Blue Ball yesterday. The day before we ordered the main pieces for our outfits (Jen's dress, which will have a blue overdress, and my coat and shirt which will have a matching blue cravat) and so we went looking for completion pieces.

Jen picked up some very cute shoes. A somewhat witchy looking heel with ( Read more... )

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On Sunday, I had my first roller derby practice. The results are as follows:

First, I need to learn how to not look like a total ass on quad skates.

Okay, I don't exactly look like a total ass, but I feel like I'm learning to skate all over again. I can inline skate very well, but I hadn't been on quad skates since I was...10? Maybe? And I've had ( Read more... )

I love online shopping. It is the pinnacle of the intersection between laziness and efficiency.

I can shop in my jam-jams. I don't have to wander up and down aisles wondering where I would have put Item X if I worked here.

I don't have to drive around emitting carbon, checking prices all over town. A truck that is already bringing things to other ( Read more... )

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Rock Band is so much awesome. How much awesome? You don't even know how much, because if you did you would be playing it right now.

I'll give it a full write-up in more appropriate places once I can tear myself away from it, but for now all you need to know is that the new guitar controller is near-perfect, playing the drums is way more fun than ( Read more... )