Dear arse,
Funny, I thought perhaps that if I worked out for 45 minutes a day, every day, for 1.5 months, you would shrink.
Not, uh, grow two inches.
The. Fuck.
Now I have two work skirts I can wear (up around my natural waist), instead of seven (down at my hips). Two pairs of work pants -- and those are tight -- instead of eight. One
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