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Just finished writing two Post-it notes to Mark and his friend who has been staying over the past few nights with her dog, Boston.

Note #1:
Mark & Amber, Please keep all nighttime restraints in your bedroom. Thank you kindly, the roommates down the hall
--this was attached to the dog leash left on the kitchen tableNote #2 ( Read more... )

Last week I dreamt Hollywood villains Freddy Kreuger and Jason were trying to kill me. Although my mind played out several scenarios in which I almost won, I wound up waking up as one of them was about to write my last act ( Read more... )

A one-sided cell phone conversation

Mark: Well, we're just heading out to the bar right now, so how about I call you later?
Pause
Mark: Right, I'll call you when we get back.
Pause
Mark: Just don't pass out, OK?

Who sets an alarm for 11 p.m.? My roomie Mark, of course. And he wasn't even here when it went off, so it's not that he was napping or something - though I don't know anyone who takes naps that late unless they're pulling for an all-nighter to finish some project or cram session. Anyway, this is probably the sixth time I've noticed a late-night ( Read more... )

A fluorescent light in my room snores. Only occasionally, usually at night, always annoying ( Read more... )

Taken on the trip to Philly


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I once saw a ballet of Dracula, the best part was after the intermission when the ballet company reenacted the entire story in a three-minute parody. Although I cannot rival that level of conciseness and humor, short form is the best my tale's going to get.

From Home to a home to my Summer Loft, as I'm calling it ( Read more... )

Reading: On the Road, Jack Kerouac ( Read more... )

OK, i wasn't going to post anything until the week after next week - after i'll have officially failed out of Purdue and moved to Pennsylvania - so that i could go without dwelling too much on either. But something happened that i must share, so share i will. But first some background: Because i'm failing out of Purdue, I won't be able to even ( Read more... )