the smart-ass in me
Just finished writing two Post-it notes to Mark and his friend who has been staying over the past few nights with her dog, Boston.
Note #1:
Mark & Amber, Please keep all nighttime restraints in your bedroom. Thank you kindly, the roommates down the hall
--this was attached to the dog leash left on the kitchen table
Note #2:
Amber & Mark, Your "pillow talk" has been keeping me awake. Please keep "it" down. - the dog
--this was put on roomie's door, dog-eye level
Note #1:
Mark & Amber, Please keep all nighttime restraints in your bedroom. Thank you kindly, the roommates down the hall
--this was attached to the dog leash left on the kitchen table
Note #2:
Amber & Mark, Your "pillow talk" has been keeping me awake. Please keep "it" down. - the dog
--this was put on roomie's door, dog-eye level