I'm not even sure if this widget still works. I don't even know how long its been since I've used livejournal. I don't think any of my friends still read this, which is just as well ( Read more... )

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I've got a Spider-Man 3 review in the works, but this is news that just can't wait:


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It's a two-fer! 2006 was more or less a shitty time to be a movie fan, but for some reason, the top five films of this year are among the best seen in over a decade in this country. Here's to the future, and here's to the films that pissed me off the least this year.

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The 79th Academy Awards are tomorrow, for Chissakes. Most of the awards will go to meatfaces. This is the long-thought extinct Nicchus Oscar Rundown. Enjoy it like a kick to the chin into icy water.

Key:

Should Win : Underlined.
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I was talking about this at work today with a friend as the genesis of my obsession with lining up letters in words to corrolate them, as it is in my friends and my nature to take every joke to its obscene and illiogical conclusion. Many of you are probably to young to have seen this on TV, and those of you who are old enough and haven't, I heap ( Read more... )

There's some new shit over here.

Also, fuck the Patriots.

Also... I don't really care who wins the superbowl because all that matters is that Bill Belichick gets to sit at home and realize what it feels like to sit the fuck out

Enjoy me, hopefully there's a lot more coming.

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This story right here is hilarious just because of the expose style the author(ess) thinks she's responsible for (Porn on teh internets?! OMG the kids!!). Bonus: Comes with the most honestly captioned photo of 2007.

On a related note, go see Children of Men. It is porn. For your brain. To touch itself to.

Yeah, it's been over six months since I've posted ANYTHING to ANY website on the internet. Bizarre. Anyway, what I have to say tonight is really very important:


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I have a MySpace page.

I am the thing I hate.