My driving ain't too good? I hit too many people? Those roads DO get slippery, you know!

Anon is On, IP Tracking is off, just do what it is that you do. Please be honest, I can take it.

You know the drill, folks! Comment with the icon you want me to use and you'll see what your friendly Uncle Joker thinks of you.

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ATTENTION: HAZMAT FREAKS!

Listen here, I don't exactly like people stealing my spotlight. So, I'd like to welcome you all to what will be the worst week of your soon-to-be-ended lives! There isn't room for this many psychotic, deranged wackos in this town. Guess what, only one belongs in this town and that's moi. That goes to the rest of you as well ( Read more... )

A party?

Don'tcha worry, folks! I'm sure everyone of us will be just fine. By 'just fine', I mean 'on fire'. By 'on fire', I mean 'dead with the corpse being on fire'. It can be either the Dad that does it or me that does it. After that, me and him can sit down, have a beer and talk about the kids.

Speaking of the kids...

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF  ( Read more... )

[Faint sounds can be heard throughout the call, if you listen hard enough, you may be able to recognize the sound of duck tape being strapped onto something, the muffled sound of children crying can be heard as well.]

Howdy, citizens of Mayfield! 'Bout time I formally introduced myself, if you know what I mean.

Joker's the name, fun's my game! I'm ( Read more... )

[X] - Clown-Like appearance and immunity to chemicals.

[X] - His arms

[   ] - Memory of time between Dick Grayson leaving and Jason Todd joining.

[   ] - Clothes

[   ] - One Gallon of Joker Venom. Anyone who comes in contact with this liquid, touching it, sniffing it or somehow getting it into their bloodstream, will have the laughter functions of ( Read more... )

 [Enjoying your day, Mayfield? Good. It's about to get a hell of a lot funnier.

No matter where you may be, you'll probably see the Joker hopping down the street, as though he were in a straitjacket. He'll stop occasionally, either

1. Laughing.

2. Looking around at the street signs.

3. Hopping towards YOU?

A large trail of blood is being left behind ( Read more... )

Hm. The curtains are crap, the floor tiles are ho-hum. This house has absolutely no taste, style or personality, you'd have to be insane to like it ( Read more... )