Third Smile: The Memories are Now Diamonds.
[Faint sounds can be heard throughout the call, if you listen hard enough, you may be able to recognize the sound of duck tape being strapped onto something, the muffled sound of children crying can be heard as well.]
Howdy, citizens of Mayfield! 'Bout time I formally introduced myself, if you know what I mean.
Joker's the name, fun's my game! I'm from quaint little town called Gotham, it's Bat Country, but hey, it's home!
I could be considered something of a hero in my own world, an exterminator, if you will. See, I try to get rid of all the bats and birds flying around Gotham. They're embarrassing! They run around dressed as bats, not realizing how ridiculous they look, they've got zero humor.
And when I extinguish Gotham's Bat problem, everyone will show everyone else who they really are! We'll riot in the streets, fire off guns, kill people! Oh, it would be just like old times!
So, if you see me walking about the streets of Mayfield, do feel free to say hello! I'll be sure to give you a smile you won't forget!
[He laughs, and slams the phone onto the receiver.]
Howdy, citizens of Mayfield! 'Bout time I formally introduced myself, if you know what I mean.
Joker's the name, fun's my game! I'm from quaint little town called Gotham, it's Bat Country, but hey, it's home!
I could be considered something of a hero in my own world, an exterminator, if you will. See, I try to get rid of all the bats and birds flying around Gotham. They're embarrassing! They run around dressed as bats, not realizing how ridiculous they look, they've got zero humor.
And when I extinguish Gotham's Bat problem, everyone will show everyone else who they really are! We'll riot in the streets, fire off guns, kill people! Oh, it would be just like old times!
So, if you see me walking about the streets of Mayfield, do feel free to say hello! I'll be sure to give you a smile you won't forget!
[He laughs, and slams the phone onto the receiver.]