It's two in the damn morning and it's time for the news! We are introducing a new format to the news, so if things seem a bit strange or annoying, you can suck it. I don't get paid to listen your complaints. Hell, I'm not even sure if I get paid to begin with. Now, onto the news.

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Alright, Netherworld, it's twelve o'clock and time for another idiotic diversion the news!

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The skill reversal event is over. We now return to your regularly scheduled antics.

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It's 12:00 in the damned morning and it's time for the news ( Read more... )