News Post

May 13, 2009 00:16

It's after midnight and time for the slightly delayed news!

That unbelievely stupid taco event thing is finally over! What a load off the ears. With nothing else of interest to report, we've been asked to announce that apparently everyone who was active or had anything to say about it in the past week has inexpliccably gained a single experience point. Could this be the advent of a mysterious new game mechanic?

More likely, it's the Overlord's eccentric sense of humor at work. Regardless, it's being kept track of. One EXP has been awarded to each of the following (in no particular order!):

Izuna
Grif
Nia
Guu
Pram
Mid-boss
Sarge
Asuka
Gordon
RED
Ichigo
Ash
Laron
Sarda
Raspberyl
Amoretta
Cain
Gintoki
Laharl
Etna
Alexander
Wash
Vanessa
Master Big Star
Gilgamesh
Gig
Karin
Almaz

Fascinating and probably useless. Only time will tell. But--okay, this just in, special news bulletin, blah blah blah.

A dangerous serial killer struck during the past week, killing fifteen nameless background demons for no apparent reason. Eyewitness reports describe a sombreroed desperado-type at many of the crime scenes, but a taunting note to the authorities was left with every body, each declaring a different name for the killer. Just a few of these have been "John Smith," "Jesus Delgado," "Oliver Twistsnecks," and "Daffy Duck." The killer hasn't been reported to bear any resemblance to the celebrity waterfowl, but the investigation is currently keeping an open eye for all possibilities.

What a Netherworld we live in today, Pleinair. Freaking out over fifteen measley murders. Honestly! Your thoughts?



[[Rather than do another newspost about it--the murders conspicuously stopped when the event ended. Nobody's in danger, and no more deaths will be reported.]]

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