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nancybrown

Torchwood Cliché Fest Fic Post

Jan 25, 2012 13:25

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cliche fest, gwen cooper, commentfic, suzie costello, owen harper, torchwood, toshiko sato, jack harkness, ianto jones

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"Interplanetary Relations," Team, alien resembles common Earth creature or item nancybrown January 25 2012, 19:34:36 UTC

(warning: Could be considered non-con ( ... )

Re: "Interplanetary Relations," Team, alien resembles common Earth creature or item tardisjournal January 26 2012, 00:15:23 UTC

I was trying to guess where this was going and I have to say that I SO didn't see that ending coming. AWKWARD!!!

Thanks for this, I literally LOL'd. :D

Re: "Interplanetary Relations," Team, alien resembles common Earth creature or item nancybrown January 26 2012, 00:23:38 UTC

:D

I SO didn't see that ending coming.

Neither did the Ambassador. *rimshot*

Re: "Interplanetary Relations," Team, alien resembles common Earth creature or item tardisjournal January 26 2012, 00:40:36 UTC

*Groan*

(I know, I know... that's what [insert name of culpable team member/s here] said when they "introduced themselves" to the Ambassador, right?)

Thread 24

Team, IRON TROPER PENTATHALON (five random tropes) 51stcenturyfox January 25 2012, 23:55:54 UTC

(Warning: canon character death - Exit Wounds...but this is um...cracky, so.)

Your Guess Is As Good As Mine (or I didn't know what to call it.) :D

Tropes listed at the end, but they'll ruin the surprises. LOL.

Re: Team, IRON TROPER PENTATHALON (five random tropes) nancybrown January 26 2012, 00:16:03 UTC

First Iron Troper fic! Awesome! *scurries off to read right now*

"Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrown January 26 2012, 19:42:49 UTC

(tropes listed at the end)

"God damn you, Harkness!"

Gwen's shout echoed through the Hub. Jack winced. He watched as Ianto and Lois made eye contact and both ran for other area of the base as Gwen stalked through the main Hub, eyes flashing in anger.

"Yes, Gwen?"

"My husband, whom I love -- and I will likely have to say so on the witness stand when I'm brought up on charges for killing him -- had our baby's DNA tested without telling me. Care to explain why my daughter has your DNA?"

Her steps reached the bottom of the stairway. Jack made his way down carefully, mindful of the woman ready to shoot him.

"Well, there's the normal possibility."

"Don't you even dare. I know for a fact you and I never did anything that would cause a baby, thank you very much, Mister I Have Already Shagged Half The City."

"That's 'Captain I Have Already ....'" He stopped. Gwen was not going for jokes right now. "No. We never did ( ... )

remydesire January 26 2012, 20:01:39 UTC

Oh god, that would make so much more sense than canon!

nancybrown January 26 2012, 20:58:16 UTC

It would explain EVERYTHING. :D

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen mcparrot January 26 2012, 22:02:22 UTC

Eeee. Jumps for joy.
I was always going for great granddaughter myself but Dad is brilliant. And mother is even better. Never thought of that one.
:-)

Thread 21

Aliens Made Them do it. Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys. Trope - Aliens made them do it. mcparrot January 26 2012, 22:12:38 UTC

I don't know what this fic is called.

Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys (sort of)
Sex, wanking
WARNING - could be considered dubious consent
Ianto and Gwen wake up in a white tiled room. Jack and Rhys have a video feed to the room
Cracky porn fic.

Aliens Made Them Do It
Read on my LJ
http://mcparrot.livejournal.com/26332.html

Re: Aliens Made Them do it. Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys. Trope - Aliens made them do it. nancybrown January 26 2012, 22:13:47 UTC

Woohoo! AMTDI is one of my favorite tropes. :D

Re: Aliens Made Them do it. Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys. Trope - Aliens made them do it. mcparrot January 26 2012, 22:21:05 UTC

Are we really allowed only one fic per trope? I would love to see more of this.

Re: Aliens Made Them do it. Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys. Trope - Aliens made them do it. nancybrown January 26 2012, 22:23:57 UTC

Nope, you're only allowed one fic per comment box. You can write as many tropes as you want and as many fics on a single trope as you like, and so can everyone else. I was afraid we were going to have all mpreg (or whatever) and nothing else. AMTDI is way popular, so hopefully we'll see more. *is hoping folks are waiting for the weekend or something*

"Be Sure to Hit the Up Button," Jack/Ianto & Tosh, stuck in an elevator, CCTV, it's a trap (kinda) firesnap January 27 2012, 05:01:56 UTC

Be Sure to Hit the Up Button

Vague descriptions of sex.

Re: "Be Sure to Hit the Up Button," Jack/Ianto & Tosh, stuck in an elevator, CCTV, it's a trap (kind nancybrown January 27 2012, 15:13:39 UTC

They're trapped in an elevator! I wonder what they'll do to keep themselves entertained? :D :D :D

Re: "Be Sure to Hit the Up Button," Jack/Ianto & Tosh, stuck in an elevator, CCTV, it's a trap (kind 51stcenturyfox January 27 2012, 20:09:34 UTC

That is my prompt so I am EXTRA JAZZED.