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Torchwood Cliché Fest Fic Post

Jan 25, 2012 13:25

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"Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrown January 26 2012, 19:42:49 UTC

(tropes listed at the end)

"God damn you, Harkness!"

Gwen's shout echoed through the Hub. Jack winced. He watched as Ianto and Lois made eye contact and both ran for other area of the base as Gwen stalked through the main Hub, eyes flashing in anger.

"Yes, Gwen?"

"My husband, whom I love -- and I will likely have to say so on the witness stand when I'm brought up on charges for killing him -- had our baby's DNA tested without telling me. Care to explain why my daughter has your DNA?"

Her steps reached the bottom of the stairway. Jack made his way down carefully, mindful of the woman ready to shoot him.

"Well, there's the normal possibility."

"Don't you even dare. I know for a fact you and I never did anything that would cause a baby, thank you very much, Mister I Have Already Shagged Half The City."

"That's 'Captain I Have Already ....'" He stopped. Gwen was not going for jokes right now. "No. We never did ( ... )

remydesire January 26 2012, 20:01:39 UTC

Oh god, that would make so much more sense than canon!

nancybrown January 26 2012, 20:58:16 UTC

It would explain EVERYTHING. :D

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen mcparrot January 26 2012, 22:02:22 UTC

Eeee. Jumps for joy.
I was always going for great granddaughter myself but Dad is brilliant. And mother is even better. Never thought of that one.
:-)

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrown January 26 2012, 22:06:11 UTC

Jack would have been a terrible mother, too. All sweets and no bedtime. :)

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen mcparrot January 26 2012, 22:09:42 UTC

Think of her table manners.

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrown January 26 2012, 22:12:40 UTC

Think of her other manners!

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen mcparrot January 26 2012, 22:20:10 UTC

Oh I was....

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrown January 26 2012, 22:20:46 UTC

LOL!

stlscape February 1 2012, 15:48:44 UTC

*gigglesnort*

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen firesnap January 27 2012, 05:14:00 UTC

I can perfectly picture Gwen's face at the end. Loooved this.

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrown January 27 2012, 15:15:54 UTC

It's that half-sick, dawning horror sort of face. :D

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen bookwormsarah January 27 2012, 09:36:00 UTC

Oh I could hear Gwen's voice *so* clearly through this...

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrown January 27 2012, 15:14:54 UTC

She would be so pissed off at him. :D

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen aviv_b January 28 2012, 07:40:55 UTC

LMAO! Her mother!

Re: "Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrown January 28 2012, 15:18:39 UTC

It could totally have happened ...

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