"Paternity Test," Jack and Gwen nancybrownJanuary 26 2012, 19:42:49 UTC
(tropes listed at the end)
"God damn you, Harkness!"
Gwen's shout echoed through the Hub. Jack winced. He watched as Ianto and Lois made eye contact and both ran for other area of the base as Gwen stalked through the main Hub, eyes flashing in anger.
"Yes, Gwen?"
"My husband, whom I love -- and I will likely have to say so on the witness stand when I'm brought up on charges for killing him -- had our baby's DNA tested without telling me. Care to explain why my daughter has your DNA?"
Her steps reached the bottom of the stairway. Jack made his way down carefully, mindful of the woman ready to shoot him.
"Well, there's the normal possibility."
"Don't you even dare. I know for a fact you and I never did anything that would cause a baby, thank you very much, Mister I Have Already Shagged Half The City."
"That's 'Captain I Have Already ....'" He stopped. Gwen was not going for jokes right now. "No. We never did
( ... )
Aliens Made Them do it. Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys. Trope - Aliens made them do it.mcparrotJanuary 26 2012, 22:12:38 UTC
I don't know what this fic is called.
Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys (sort of) Sex, wanking WARNING - could be considered dubious consent Ianto and Gwen wake up in a white tiled room. Jack and Rhys have a video feed to the room Cracky porn fic.
Re: Aliens Made Them do it. Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys. Trope - Aliens made them do it.nancybrownJanuary 26 2012, 22:23:57 UTC
Nope, you're only allowed one fic per comment box. You can write as many tropes as you want and as many fics on a single trope as you like, and so can everyone else. I was afraid we were going to have all mpreg (or whatever) and nothing else. AMTDI is way popular, so hopefully we'll see more. *is hoping folks are waiting for the weekend or something*
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Thanks for this, I literally LOL'd. :D
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I SO didn't see that ending coming.
Neither did the Ambassador. *rimshot*
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(I know, I know... that's what [insert name of culpable team member/s here] said when they "introduced themselves" to the Ambassador, right?)
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Your Guess Is As Good As Mine (or I didn't know what to call it.) :D
Tropes listed at the end, but they'll ruin the surprises. LOL.
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"God damn you, Harkness!"
Gwen's shout echoed through the Hub. Jack winced. He watched as Ianto and Lois made eye contact and both ran for other area of the base as Gwen stalked through the main Hub, eyes flashing in anger.
"Yes, Gwen?"
"My husband, whom I love -- and I will likely have to say so on the witness stand when I'm brought up on charges for killing him -- had our baby's DNA tested without telling me. Care to explain why my daughter has your DNA?"
Her steps reached the bottom of the stairway. Jack made his way down carefully, mindful of the woman ready to shoot him.
"Well, there's the normal possibility."
"Don't you even dare. I know for a fact you and I never did anything that would cause a baby, thank you very much, Mister I Have Already Shagged Half The City."
"That's 'Captain I Have Already ....'" He stopped. Gwen was not going for jokes right now. "No. We never did ( ... )
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I was always going for great granddaughter myself but Dad is brilliant. And mother is even better. Never thought of that one.
:-)
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Ianto/Gwen, Jack/Rhys (sort of)
Sex, wanking
WARNING - could be considered dubious consent
Ianto and Gwen wake up in a white tiled room. Jack and Rhys have a video feed to the room
Cracky porn fic.
Aliens Made Them Do It
Read on my LJ
http://mcparrot.livejournal.com/26332.html
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Vague descriptions of sex.
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