Just so you people don't think I'm about to kill myself or something, I am going to prove that I can still laugh by sharing something I forgot to include earlier
( Read more... )
Marvellous. Reminds me of the time a friend gave herself the screaming heebies cos she'd left the steam stripper plugged in and it was making heavy breathing noises from the corner of the bedroom.
What type of snake(s) have you got? I used to have a corn snake, she was beautiful.
I have 30 assorted snakes. A grab-bag, if you will. Not that I suggest you grab some of them, oh no. Mostly North American colubrids (gophers/bulls, ratsnakes) and some Asian rat snakes.
And, yes, included among them are five corn snakes (that's Awen, one of my bloodreds, in this icon).
For all that they're common as . . . well . . . corn . . . I love them to death. My little creepies.
i can't stop giggling. of course, i have a weakness for fart jokes. especially awful dog or cat farts. yanno, i've heard from several snake owners that their snakes fart. and if they get really sassy, they musk. just a heads up. send your hatemail to BigSteenkyDog@excite.com
Snakes musk, all right. And when they throw up, it's indescribably vile. I don't think I ever noticed any of the ones I used to keep fart, though.
Farts would be vastly preferable, however, to some of the things I had to do to try and get my finicky ball python to eat. Really, I won a CD in a "grossest thing you've ever seen" contest just describing it.
And, yeah. I'm with you on the grossness. I've done pinkie fillet, pinkie brains, dressing a pinkie in frog entrails. . . Trying to get fussy feeders to eat is so thrilling.
Comments 56
Reply
What type of snake(s) have you got? I used to have a corn snake, she was beautiful.
Reply
And, yes, included among them are five corn snakes (that's Awen, one of my bloodreds, in this icon).
For all that they're common as . . . well . . . corn . . . I love them to death. My little creepies.
Reply
Reply
*falls over giggling madly*
I'm suddenly glad our dogs are TINY. Because just one of them in heat is plenty o' stank, right there. Mom's lucky she has a cold this week. o.o
Reply
I am perversely glad I bought clothespins, because I have the urge to walk around with one on my nose! He's been farting all morning. Ecch!
Reply
send your hatemail to BigSteenkyDog@excite.com
Reply
Farts would be vastly preferable, however, to some of the things I had to do to try and get my finicky ball python to eat. Really, I won a CD in a "grossest thing you've ever seen" contest just describing it.
Reply
And, yeah. I'm with you on the grossness. I've done pinkie fillet, pinkie brains, dressing a pinkie in frog entrails. . . Trying to get fussy feeders to eat is so thrilling.
And on that note, my lunch is ready!
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment