WHAT THE FUCK?

WHERE ARE ALL THESE CATS COMING FROM?

MAKE THEM GET AWAY, THEY KEEP RUBBING AGAINST ME!

Well fuck me sideways, either I've become far more intimidating overnight, or people in my office need thicker skins. Honestly, I had no idea asking someone about their car could reduce them to tears.

I really want to go and get absolutely sauced sometime soon, weather permitting.

[Filter: Not visible to Merlin or Arthur]Thanks to a heads up I wasn't surprised to learn Merlin is around, however I was shocked to the core when I realized exactly who he is. I can't believe his nerve, lying to me all this time. I wonder if he's realized who I am, ( Read more... )

A pigeon flew into my apartment, and I've got no way to catch it unless I toss a blanket or shirt over it. Now I've got no clue if this has anything to do with weird weather, but it's sitting on my couch staring at me like I'm the one who broke in.

Anyone any good at catching birds?

[Following his conversation with Merlin, Arthur had to think. It was unacceptable that one of their own had been targeted. Oh, Erica wasn't a knight and she wasn't one of the remarkable women of Camelot, but she was Merlin's sister, in this life, and that was all there was to it ( Read more... )

[Filtered: away from Echo]There are few points in my lives in which I truly felt like a failure. I suppose the number one incident involved my dearest friend's death while fighting for his throne. It would have been that all over again had I lost my sister ( Read more... )

[Langston didn't know much about religion. His father hadn't practiced any. They never went to church or prayed over their food before dinner. Christmas was celebrated because it was an excuse to decorate the pub, exchange presents, and cook a fat turkey for dinner. There had been no day of rest on Sunday. That had been that ( Read more... )

[Private / Written in French]My desire to properly announce myself is as low as it’s ever been but I might as well step forwards. There will be those that wish to know of my presence, after all, and I would hate to disappoint them… If, indeed, any do exist. I have only heard of a few in my time, even if they seem common here. I must hope that they ( Read more... )

[Filter: Lancelot]

If you would indulge me, sir, I would like to ask you something.

Something about the queen.

[Filter: Elaine]

Mother, what do you think of father?

Just off the plane, will probably soon feel the effects of jetlag and then this shows up? Huh, how strange. Not really my type of website, from what I can see, but I’m willing to give it a go. A nice distraction until I can get back to work (see my damning of jetlag. Darned planes, wonderful transportation but they can mess up your skull ( Read more... )