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[keepsaken]

A pigeon flew into my apartment, and I've got no way to catch it unless I toss a blanket or shirt over it. Now I've got no clue if this has anything to do with weird weather, but it's sitting on my couch staring at me like I'm the one who broke in.

Anyone any good at catching birds?

Comments

[vanquisherofall]

Trying to shoo it out didn't work? That's a brave bird.

[keepsaken]

Pigeons don't really respond to shoo, but I tried my hardest. It just keeps fluttering to anywhere but the window.

[vanquisherofall]

Do you need help? I'm not practiced at catching birds but two people could chase it out easy enough.

[keepsaken]

You may be better than I am, sis. Come over if you have time.

[keepsaken]

It could be a whole lot worse. And it's not getting a crumb.

[keepsaken]

I'd feel real sorry for my apartment right about now.

[keepsaken]

No fish net, and so far it's just been hot as a desert in here. Guess shirt's my only option.

it is just a terrible fate

[keepsaken]

This is going to sound lazy, but I'd have to move for a pillow case.

[scandalmaker]

Just be careful not to scare it, or you'll have a real mess on your hands.

[keepsaken]

That's the last thing I want right now.

[morefool]

I used to be a crack shot.

[keepsaken]

I dunno if it has to go that far.