IX.

[overhard]

Okay, Americans. I have a very important question to ask, and if you don't answer honestly, I'll be quite cheesed off.

Why the bleeding hell does Paris Hilton still exist? Why has she not faded into a state of nonexistence for the benefit of society? (This is technically two questions.)

Comments

[arrogantplant]

'Cause she's a cockroach.

[overhard]

That does sound about right.

[arrogantplant]

She just dresses up as a human for kicks.

[overhard]

No wonder she keeps messing up in public view. She doesn't know how to live like us humans.

[arrogantplant]

She's got the brain of a bug, totally.

[overhard]

And she tends to still end up looking like one as well.

[arrogantplant]

Which is gross, really. Because a bug wearing a blonde wig? Ew.

[overhard]

It's highly unattractive. Someone should call pest control.

[arrogantplant]

Or just get a bug-whacker thing.

[overhard]

That may just be messy.

[arrogantplant]

Depends on how big the whacker is.

[overhard]

We could find a way to ship her off in a crate to South America.

[arrogantplant]

Nah, that'd be cruel.

We could shoot her into outer space?

let'ssss not reply with percy

[overhard]

Cockroaches like warm weather, don't they? I could be mixing up my pests.

That's a bit less possible than shipping her in a crate, but I won't disapprove.

XDDD Like I can ever talk about using the wrong account~

[arrogantplant]

Yeah, but why should we send her somewhere she likes? That'd be extra cruel to the poor people there.

Anything is possible if you wriggle enough.

[overhard]

You make a good point.

How does that saying go, anyone who says nothing is impossible has never nailed jelly/jello/whatever regional difference to a tree? I can't remember.