SO. I was driving around town today (walking, whatever. The only difference is that one has wheels and one has charming toes) doing my job (celebrity spotting, it's fun!) When suddenly I realized that I was being IMMENSELY FOOLISH ( Read more... )

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catster drew a phallic object on my cast and made it smile at me. pasithea is your cat not leaping out of windows bc i dont think i could handle another tree

Um.

GUYS!

...Was that big enough? Porbably could've been bigger but eh, I have things to tell you! So, basically, when all that truthiness was going on I developed a system (with the sorta help of my good dude Theseus) to tell if it was still going on. Every morning, after washing my hair, I would go up to my mirror and go "my hair is ugly." And ( Read more... )

QUESTION TIME. Do any of you play instruments? Or dance? Or act? Or paint, or write? Okay that's not one question, but all the same, how do you dabble in the arts or music ( Read more... )

Average, adequate college student. Average, adequate employee.

Second-place god. Second-place son.

...there is nothing I am number one at, is there? Damn, that sucks hard. Aw well, guess I should shore up on the perks of mediocrity now while I've still got my baby-faced boyish charms.

"Honesty didn't get me anywhere ( Read more... )

So I keep finding myself writing "UM, KINDA YOUR FAULT" and "WHO ACTUALLY DOES THAT?" And "uh, you have problems" and that's kinda, uh, reallyreally not good at all. I mean, I don't lie as such, unless you count lying by omission because sometimes you have to judge these folk a bit, but being a agony aunt and throwing brutal truth at people all the ( Read more... )

Ugh. Unamused dot com. I work in a world of secret identities and somehow I let my true identity slip today. What's worse is that it was pretty impossible to cover it up. So I'm taking a few days off. Imply that it's all down to the stress of leaving Europe ( Read more... )

And you still won't believe.

Perhaps some may know me, I have not seen many of you in centuries. I hope to see familiar faces once more though.

My children, I have learned that some of you may frequent this place as well. I would like very much to see you all once more.

[Minthe, despite what some (many) may think, is not all dumb. She sees things, she knows things - and she knows that she should be tense, knows that she should be wary of the universe and what it has planned ( Read more... )