IX.

[overhard]

Okay, Americans. I have a very important question to ask, and if you don't answer honestly, I'll be quite cheesed off.

Why the bleeding hell does Paris Hilton still exist? Why has she not faded into a state of nonexistence for the benefit of society? (This is technically two questions.)

Comments

[arrogantplant]

'Cause she's a cockroach.

[arrogantplant]

Look, do you want a epic sweeping statement before shooting her into space or not? Saying "Anything is possible if you wriggle enough apart from nailing jelly/jello/WIBBLY SUBTANCE YEAH to a tree and turning into a shark and maybe controlling lightning and singing when you're a cat and riding a motorcycle while riding a piano..." Just doesn't sound right.

...Besides, she'd escape.

[overhard]

I would pay good money to see that, you know.

[arrogantplant]

What, me saying that?

[overhard]

No, to see all that.

[arrogantplant]

...Y'know, we could try to do them.