IX.

[overhard]

Okay, Americans. I have a very important question to ask, and if you don't answer honestly, I'll be quite cheesed off.

Why the bleeding hell does Paris Hilton still exist? Why has she not faded into a state of nonexistence for the benefit of society? (This is technically two questions.)

Comments

[overhard]

I could be very concerned for the state of this country. Sorry to've brought up her vapid existence.

And you can bet we do.

[overhard]

Morbid curiosity had me picking up a gossip 'zine while I was in line at the store. The things I saw in there. I may never be whole again.

Fergie's not a Brit, love. I was thinking more along the lines of Amy Winehouse.

[arrogantplant]

'Cause she's a cockroach.

[overhard]

That does sound about right.

[arrogantplant]

She just dresses up as a human for kicks.

[overhard]

No wonder she keeps messing up in public view. She doesn't know how to live like us humans.

[cosmetic_devil]

She's amusing, of course. Why else would we keep her around?

[overhard]

Besides comedic value? No other reason.