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I've been looking at animal skeletons. I just caught myself thinking 'You know, I bet if you got one and attached a different skull, you could make it look like a dragon skeleton.'

The question is, would it have bat wings or bird wings? There is apparently a difference.

Also, would the cat eat it?

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Long night last night. S finally got caught shimmying up the drain-pipe by one of the neighbours, who put two and two together and came up with a very sensible four. Which would have been fine, except it was a trick question. Actually, the answer is five. I had to leave work and go down to the cop shop and explain that actually, I was used to a ( Read more... )

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The only problem with that song comes when you sing it to girls. Or maybe it was just me.
Had a great night with my boys, little bit hungover. Who knew that one could have so much fun sitting under a table? Bill, hopefully you don't have a bruise, I apologise sincerely if you do.
I can also now reveal John's t-shirt:


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That is all.

Bought the best thing for John today.

Reminder to myself to actually give it to him.

Work hates me and so does the cat.

Can we do something fun this weekend?

Oh god I've been burgled.
Why did the burglar make what appears to be a bacon sandwich?
You BRAT.
No wonder the cat can barely move, his stomach is touching the ground from the amount of bacon in it.

Can you please put the dishes in the sink? Chipping burnt bacon off a frying pan was not the way I wanted to spend my evening.