Being nibbled to death by cats.
Looking after S and John's cat whilst they're away. Can't tell if it hates me or if it just wishes I would feed it more tuna.
Do you know they have a crazy next-door neighbour? Well, they do. She's this little old lady that walks past and calls me a hussy. It's kind of funny. She thinks I'm going to hell because John and S are 'no better than they should be'. I told her that that was true, but they were so excellent in the first place it didn't make much different. Not sure I helped there. Oh well.
Murphs is jealous that I'm spending more time with another cat. Or maybe he just misses S feeding him all the tuna. Who knows? He spends an awful lot of time flopped on the rug looking at me balefully, anyway.
Tonight I'm going to Mike's for another enormous meal. He was threatening something sinister with chicken. Excellent.
Do you know they have a crazy next-door neighbour? Well, they do. She's this little old lady that walks past and calls me a hussy. It's kind of funny. She thinks I'm going to hell because John and S are 'no better than they should be'. I told her that that was true, but they were so excellent in the first place it didn't make much different. Not sure I helped there. Oh well.
Murphs is jealous that I'm spending more time with another cat. Or maybe he just misses S feeding him all the tuna. Who knows? He spends an awful lot of time flopped on the rug looking at me balefully, anyway.
Tonight I'm going to Mike's for another enormous meal. He was threatening something sinister with chicken. Excellent.