Thoughts I have had today
Oh god I've been burgled.
Why did the burglar make what appears to be a bacon sandwich?
You BRAT.
No wonder the cat can barely move, his stomach is touching the ground from the amount of bacon in it.
Can you please put the dishes in the sink? Chipping burnt bacon off a frying pan was not the way I wanted to spend my evening.
Why did the burglar make what appears to be a bacon sandwich?
You BRAT.
No wonder the cat can barely move, his stomach is touching the ground from the amount of bacon in it.
Can you please put the dishes in the sink? Chipping burnt bacon off a frying pan was not the way I wanted to spend my evening.